I read this post by Kerri Weems at kerriweems.com and literally laughed out loud. these are my favorite ones:
“I need to focus more on my relationship with God right now, and I can’t be distracted with dating.” Translation: I need a good reason to break up with you because “I’m not attracted to you anymore” is just too unchristlike. #famouslies
“We can still be friends.” Translation: I can’t stand disappointing you, so will you accept the first runner up prize? #famouslies
how funny are those? LOL!